nothing but shake

Ask me anything   I have always thought that if I were to explode, sawdust and sparkles would remain in my wake.



Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x



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"We teach our sweet little girls to be liars and fakers from a young age: No, I’m not hungry. Wow, that feels great. No, I don’t blame you. Yes, I love you. No, I’m fine."
Michelle K., We Raise Liars (via dragonwhore)

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Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer photographed by Peter Yang.

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"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

Standardized tests are stupid but I’m marrying this person. 

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(Posting from my phone and I don’t know how to imbed that link 😜)

Cute crochet! from Ice Box Crochet

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Yuli Handmade shares a brilliant flower tutorial.  I’m loving her adorable blog.  Such pretty pictures!

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"Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them."
Anonymous (via tyleroakley)

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